Really? Did nothing cancel? I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. That’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.
I care deeply for nature. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‚Ask Jeeves.‘ Guy’s a pro. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Steve Holt! Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. It’s called ‚taking advantage.‘ It’s what gets you ahead in life.

I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‚em right back! If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ‚em. Shoot ‚em? Politely, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. I cannot abide useless people.