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I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets […]
I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets […]
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I swear by my pretty floral […]
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! What's Spanish for 'I […]
Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle, little one […]
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Curse your sudden but […]
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I […]
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to […]
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for […]