George Haber – Nobody’s perfect. I’m a nobody.
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to […]
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to […]
I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what […]
Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a […]
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You know what the chain of […]
What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Guy's a pro. I care deeply for nature. You're welcome on my boat. God […]
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to […]
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Holmes and Watson are on a […]
Whoa, this guy's straight? That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Oh, you're gonna be […]
Guy's a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' There's only one man I've […]